MAGFest caption contest

[Penis Whiskers]

Darrin and I agree, this photo needs a caption. Winner gets 1000 internetz.

[Reznor]

Needs more Abecrombie and Penis..

[horsewnoname]

It's a small world after all!

[shadowdancer21b]

"Just make the gay joke. Do it. I WANT you to make the gay joke."

[DR EGG]

You two were very attached all weekend...

[Penis Whiskers]

Raina contributes this: "Darrin attempts to give Dave a blowjob, while Brett, his life partner, is distraught over this matter and scans the room for help. Meanwhile, Dave records the whole incident on his phone in order to relive this magical moment forever...."

[dave auto]

I... wha-...
...I don't remember this.
Specifically, I don't remember why on earth I'd be dicking around on my phone when I'm face to face with a pair of hot studs waitin' to double down on me. Like, what, was I texting someone?!? Was I all like, "Hey, so, there's this dude with his hands on my hips and his face in my crotch, but you know, whatever, just wanted to send you a quick text and see if you saw the game last night." Seriously. Seriously.

[Butterscotch]

"Little did we know, this exact position had been secretly programmed into Brett as the trigger to release his homocidial tendencies. Lets watch him struggle with the new found urges now."

[bokista]

Per late-night Disney singing:

"A Hole New World."

[joecamnet]

I like how the cord from my phone charger seemingly disappears into Autovino's shoulder.

[Butterscotch]

nice, thanks for pointing that out, hahaha

[Wood]

"Look, I'm just suggesting we do a three way. You can be the bread, I can be the bread, and Brett can be the meat!"

[pappy]

Wow....I'm gonna need to stare longingly at this picture for awhile before I can think of something witty.

[quarky]

I can't stop staring at the picture to think!