New users introduce yourself!

[Ashriel]

What up what up, I'm Mark, general awesomeologist and professional gamer in my own mind. My hobbies include oafing, losing socks, and telling the time with my eyebrows. I also love the Power Glove, because it's so bad.

[Zeiram]

Welcome to the boards.

[Midnightlight]

I really hope this doesn't come across as rambling, because I have a great fear of people thinking I'm a total idiot.

Ahoy there.
My name is Mathew (with one 't', thank you) and I am a healthy 17 years old. Uh...I like acting, and I've been an X-Strike fan for a while. I think it's been a year. I've just been too scared to join the forums and talk.
I was born in the state of Montana, but I live in Alberta, Canada now. And, I'm planning on moving to Wisconsin. Dual Citizenship is effin awesome.
I'm a gamer, or so I like to believe. But something that really pisses me off is the fact that even though I'm 17, and I grew up with a NES too, people don't recognize me as being a part of that generation. Some of the series I like are Megaman, Castlevania, Final Fantasy, and some other game too. I mean, if you ever talk to me, I'll probably bring it up.

And I have a lot of questions for the X-Strike crew. But they probably won't answer them. =P

[Juese]

Welcome to the illustrious boards my friend. We will answer any questions thrown out there, I think people here can testify to that.

[Penis Whiskers]

And I have a lot of questions for the X-Strike crew. But they probably won't answer them. =P

Yeah, you're probably right. When I hang out with them, I'm only allowed to speak when spoken to, and I am NEVER to look Tim Ekkebus directly in the eyes.

[4]

And I have a lot of questions for the X-Strike crew. But they probably won't answer them. =P

Yeah, you're probably right. When I hang out with them, I'm only allowed to speak when spoken to, and I am NEVER to look Tim Ekkebus directly in the eyes.

i vividly remember the day i got to be in the same room as tim for 23 seconds. i haven't showered since.

[It's Raining Ben!]

Tim Ekkebus once closed me in a barrel full of dead hookers because I gave him a compliment. It was the best day of my life.

[joecamnet]

Tim Ekkebus agreed to come to my wedding only after I allowed him to marry her first so I was getting sloppy seconds.

[Midnightlight]

So, let me get this straight.

When I hang out with them, I'm only allowed to speak when spoken to, and I am NEVER to look Tim Ekkebus directly in the eyes.

He's a man who demands respect.

i vividly remember the day i got to be in the same room as tim for 23 seconds. i haven't showered since.

He's a very famous man.

Tim Ekkebus once closed me in a barrel full of dead hookers because I gave him a compliment. It was the best day of my life.

He doesn't mind helping his friends with their sexual frustrations (I kid of course, Ben).

Tim Ekkebus agreed to come to my wedding only after I allowed him to marry her first so I was getting sloppy seconds.

He let's the better man go in for the long run.


Wow. He doesn't seem half bad.

PS: JoeCam, Can I add you to my PSN's Friends list?

[joecamnet]

Go ahead. Add me to Xbox too if you got one. I really don't play PS3 much at all. I've worn out Hot Shots and I really don't like many other games that are out on the system, though I do have Little Big Planet and Valkyrie Chronicles on my Goozex requests list.

Also, one time I asked Tim Ekkebus to borrow a pencil. He punched me in the jaw and told me to carve my own from a tree. Then he slapped me.

[Trio of 9999]

I've heard rumors about Tim.

He probably jerks it.

[gobbleskat]

When Tim Ekkebus goes to sleep at night he takes all of the oxygen in the house to bed with him, so Juese and i will pass out in our beds and get a full night's rest. He's so considerate.

[joecamnet]

When Tim was at a party, I couldnt' fall asleep. To help me get some rest he choked me until I passed out. In the morning I was told he wiped the tears from my eyes, turned off the lights and kissed me on the forehead good night.
He's the best tuck-in guy ever.

[Juese]

This is no joke. Tim Ekkebus has been convicted of manslaughter and infanticide in both the United States and Canada. He has escaped persecution due to theyear and a day rule as well as the use of his magic camera. This is not to be taken likely. Please, call the police before this post is edited.

[Zeiram]

Welcome to the boards. I'm too tired to make a Tim Ekkebus joke.