Website has been hacked

[It's Raining Ben!]

Hi everyone. You're probably wondering why we're redirecting you right to our forums. Well, we were hacked. I'm in the process of rebuilding the website without a functioning backup. Yay!

So, in the mean time, it would mean a lot to me if everyone would do me a huge favor - take the image linked below and have some fun. It's the splash page that our tiny-dicked hackers left for us. Use MS Paint, Photoshop, GiMP, whatever and post them back here. Please try to keep them appropriate for a large audience. If you're not sure if it's appropriate, please tweet it to me: @benlathan.

Thank you, and I'll do my best to get things back to normal as soon as possible!

Hacker's Pic

[Hella-Tight MC Fukkaslut]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Ekkebus]

The forum is kind of like our Bastion.

[Jakanden]

Yeah I saw the script kiddy page that the "hacker" posted and thought "Well, that sucks"

[Ekkebus]

It was actually our webhost that got hacked. Over 700,000 sites woke up to TIGER-M@TE on Sunday morning.

[Reznor]

I'd expect some compensation or something like an apology from your host at this point.

[Jakanden]

And i would switch hosts

[pappy]

The font is a little slow, but I tried to use my 'Mad L33t' skills to explain everything for anyone over the age of 18 (mentally). Pic is a little small, ya may need to save it so you can enhance...enhance...enhance...

[King wiL]

The Megas' site also got hacked.

[It's Raining Ben!]

I thought I recognized those names! In all fairness, if you're looking for quality donkey porn, you need to go no further than the TiGER-M@TE group. One time, a friend of mine was getting an archive of donkey pr0n from them. Of the 120 separate video files, one of them was your regular, man on woman scene. My friend complained about the lack of full donkey action and TiGER-M@TE admitted to the mistake! They all went out and filmed each of them fucking a donkey and sent the files right to my friend. Really, a bunch of stand up guys; they know what real customer service is!

[DR EGG]

Two words: Dreamhost.

[Jessperk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CRw7zH_2A

[teknoboy]

I use Webhostingpad for 1d4cast and VGCB. They have been great . Worth a look.

[It's Raining Ben!]

Thanks for the recommendations! We've got a little more time with InMotion until the current contract runs out, but I'll definitely look at those when it's time!

Jess, I love NCIS, but I almost broke my TV when I saw that episode. 1, two people typing on half a keyboard does not help anything EVER. 2, a lab technician would not be the one in charge of stopping a hacking attack, even if it was her/his workstation. And 3, God I love Mark Harmon...

[It's Raining Ben!]

Front page is back up and running. Just gotta wait for the redirect to pass through the web like a Taco Bell Gordita through my colon.

Other pages to come very soon!

Make with the love, Doctor Jones.