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[Barbados]

Hey i'm Parrow the undeveloped windows movie maker-in-traning.... hailing from the great hic town called springville.

Wait.....WHAT?!?!?! I'm from Springville myself. Isn't that a coincidence?maybe we should jam sometime.

[Useless Game Genie Codes]

Hi, once upon a time I had a real name . . . a real life. But that was a long time ago, and the events which have befallen me over the course of the last few years -- the very things I had to do to survive -- have closed nearly all doors to my past.

Except that door. No, that door. The one with the broken door handle. Yeah, that door will never close, so it remains open for the purposes of this frightningly long exposition.

I've travelled all over the world, first out of curriosity. Then out of necessity. I felt as though I was on some great quest, to roam the lands, helping the downtrodden and righting the wrongs no one else would. But something in me changed that god damned day. That day when it, whatever it was, arose from the depths of Hell itsel-- [Scene Missing]

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..and that was the most ice cream that little goat ever did eat. And all the children screamed with glee as their fathers all returned from the underground sugar mines, their mothers collectively ovulated in subconcious biological unison . . . a product of suspiciously dynamic endocrine organization. Or something . . . I dunno, I dropped out of medschool twice. (a testament to my elevated sence of self and my inability to commit to going somewhere in my life)

Okay, I'm some dude who was born in canada, but went to school all over the world (every continent 'cep antarctica and south america). By all that is good and right in the world I should be a doctor by now, and married to this chick I tricked into loving me. (but it all evens out in the end, as she tricked me into loving her too) But that's not the case. I like movies. I like video games. Suffice to say, I like movies about video games. And that's how I arrived here.

I'm 27, like to play sports, and i like to write. I used to be on a TV show, and I still style myself as an okay writer. My wedding reception speeches are legendary, as both the bride and grooms side quickly pretend that I'm with the other side of the family. Or something. I'm a non-pacifist Hindu zealot, which means that only my immediate friends circle doesn't immediately assume that I'm muslim. I have alot of fun going through airports. I'm always randomly chosen for some extra T-L-C by the airport security. This no longer makes it random. The irony of the situation, however, is lost on the burly securty guards with big pushbroom moustaches and suspiciously gentle, wandering and lingerings hands when they 'pat me down for bombs' or whatever excuse they used to cop a feel.

During one of my medical school interviews I threw peanuts at the guy interviewing me.

I'd rather play video games and hang out in off-campus style housing all day with actual college students than go and see patients and progress in my life.

My girlfriend thinks I'm an idiot.

Maybe so, but at least I've won Mortal Kombat on the GameGear. I continue to DJ and eek out a living of hunting and gathering until the fateful day arrives when either she leaves me (and then I can start posting naked pictures of her on my webpage), or she lowers her standards and we get married.

[Dith]

Dear God, I'm speechless.

[FPStanley]

Incredible.

[Mandy]

You actually own a gamegear?? o.0
(seriously, your life, wow...)

[Ekkebus]

Just a note to please keep the thread just to introductions folks.

[Juese]

That was an excellent read. I beat MKII for gamegear. I should never be allowed to operate on anybody ever. Oh, and I'm Juese for anyone that didn't guess by now.

[Useless Game Genie Codes]

Greetings to all.

and to the commander in chief, that *was* just the introduction, far from 'the life story' (though it sounded like one), i'm just a loquatious kinda guy. i really have to say thank you Tim, and the rest of your crew (the legion too long to name) for everything you've done for gamers all over because of your drive and desire to make the movies that you do. I don't blow sunshine up peoples' descending colons usually, but for you, i will always make an exception!!!

and to the gentle giant of a man named Juese, you rawk harder than some sort of 12 Hit Dice Earth Elemental who knows how to play Ironman on the guitar. (Yes, I realize I have now followed up a poor first impression with a now even poorer second one . . . curses! I knew my love of D&D would often be my downfall!)

[Barbados]

Don't worry, you're far from being osctricised for you love of pen and paper games here. There's a few of us that own dice htat have more (or less) than 6 sides.

[Penis Whiskers]

I'm Brett, and I occasionally come over to this site to see what my friends that I never get to see anymore are doing.

I pop up from time to time in XS movies in various roles, all depending on how many trips to the casting couch I've taken that time around.

Oh yeah, and in Silent Horror, I chopped off a bird's head with an ax and made Rory nearly drop the camera, or throw up. I sorta forget which.

[Foxhoundagent]

As I recall from the outtakes, it was both.

[Penis Whiskers]

All I remember about that night was Darrin and I were really tired and giddy, and I recall getting the distinct feeling that we were 2 unruly children misbehaving, and Rory was our dad, trying futiley to restore order.

Maybe that's why he beat us with his belt and told us it would hurt him more than it hurt us.

[ChozoRelic]

Back, yes I'm back again!

This time, I won't just pop in and say hi, I'll actually stay for a bit. Been busy with work and all, but now posting season begins!

Back in the day I was DSK, that's DarkStarKefka for the n00bs

It seems like I've missed out on alot, and I need to catch up, hm, where to begin...

By the way (Shameless self promotion) www.firstpenguin.net ....If you're feeling sexy ^_- That's where I've been mostly...

P.S. I also own a GameGear...somewhere, I have to find it. It's blue

[joecamnet]

A blue Game Gear??

Good shape? Lookin to sell?

[ChozoRelic]

From what I remember, the thing that held the batteries in that...station...thing...Is missing. Otherwise I haven't tested it out in a while, once I get my hands on it again, I'll let you know.